Awkward Man Touch


the act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. may appear gay but often done in jest. performed by the lovable, creepy uncle
luke whispered “evening, patawon” into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch
the act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. may appear gay but often done in jest. performed by the lovable, creepy uncle
luke whispered “evening, patawon” into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

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