awkward mittens


level 2 in the “levels of awkward”. mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. i mean, think about it…essentially, you’re left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in sp-ce. awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
an example of an awkward mittens moment:

when your friend sees a picture of you and says, “wow…you didn’t have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are.”
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level 2 in the “levels of awkward”. mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. i mean, think about it…essentially, you’re left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in sp-ce. awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
an example of an awkward mittens moment:

when your friend sees a picture of you and says, “wow…you didn’t have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are.”

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