Awkward Muffin
for when the turtle won’t do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.
a motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary m-ffin.
some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
“have you guys heard of the awkward m-ffin?”
“no.”
“better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it.”
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