awkward ninja turtle
similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs
someone makes a s-x joke in front of your parents…..what do you do?….awkward ninja turtle….
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