awkward potato


an overused phrased that used to be funny; and even that is stretching it. mainly used among “teens” ranging from 10-16 or so.
person 1- wow i’m such an awkward potato! lol
person 2- please, that saying got old very fast. if you could kindly find a different phrase and overuse it.
person 1- okay! i’ll tell everyone about the fox!
person 2- -grunts and gives up-

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