Awkward Sausage
a person hanging out with one or more people and is:
1. not talking or making little to no effort to start or sustain a conversation
2. killing the “vibe”
3. noticeably sticking out from the group as if he/she were a white man playing streetball in compton
4. not really wanted, but just sort of there
5. overall somerone who will be remembered for being so awkward and so…weird
example one:
chad: “dude lets hang out”
blake: “yeah sure man…oh cr-p here comes dillon”
dillon: “hey”
chad: “hey man”
blake: “hey hows it going”
dillon: “good………………………………………hows life?”
blake: “…..dammit dillon why do you have to be such an awkward sausage.”
example 2:
pete: “so i saw you were making your move on lisa last night”
carl: “well i was trying but frcken tim was following us around the whole time and doing nothing but staring at us with his creepy little eyes.”
pete: “dammit, tim’s such an awkward sausage”
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