Awkwardometer
the mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.
person a: why did jim ask that girl out? it’s obvious she thinks he’s a huge tool.
person b: yeah that was really weird.
person a: he has no awkwardometer.
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