Awkwardpoppers


while seated and driving a car, p-ssing gas in a fashion that prohibits normal expulsion between the b-ttocks, all the while re-routing the gas between the scr-t-m and inner thigh resulting in an awkwardly loud popping sound emitted within the upper right or left pubic region, usually resulting in an awkward silence between both driver and p-ssenger.
“my girlfriend’s boring conversation came to a screeching halt when i let loose some m-ffled awkwardpoppers at the red light.”

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