awvish
pr-nounced orvish
when you wanna do stuff, but its raining and your stuck inside and theres nothing to do, and you have no energy to do it, but you wanna do something anyway, then you get all tense and wanna destroy things and end up lying in bed gritting your teeth staring at the ceiling totally furious and feeling like utter shiiiiite!!!
first guy: “theres nothin to do, im awvish. aaaauuuaauuauaarrrgheh!!!”
second guy: “aaaarrrrgghhaaaaggaaahh!!”
third guy: “wwwoooaaarrgg!!!”
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