Awwww shoes
shoes that a person deems to be gorgeous, resulting in an exclamation of “ooooh” at the sight of them. examination of the price tag results in the person exclaiming “awwwww” and walking away, realising that they can’t afford them, not now, not ever.
sarah: “i saw these gorgeous shoes last week”
jane: “why didn’t you buy them?”
sarah: “they were awwww shoes.”
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