Axe Cologne High


typically obtained by deliberately concentrating and inhaling (huffing) axe products. the resulting “high” is the belief the huffer has an extraordinarily large p-n-s. comedown is especially painful, causing the huffer to listen to countless hours of eminem to compensate for the loss of the induced delusion. commonly -ssociated with the baseless overconfidence of s-xually preoccupied/confused teens and tweens.
why is “matt” such a kook lately? don’t worry bro he’s just riding an axe cologne high. thanks, that explains a lot.

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