Axe Whore
a man (usually) who sprays a deathly amount of axe cologne on himself everyday. this person can use a can a week or more. the real douche bags of the axe wh-r-s usually do it in locker rooms or hallways so they can choke/give an asthma attack to their peers, but they’re axe wh-r-s, so they don’t care.
girl: omigod what is that smell?!
girl 2: it smells like axe.
girl: doesn’t david wear that?
girl 2: omigod yes, he is such an axe wh-r-.
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