axing the weasel
pauly sh-r- is the lingustic genuis who brought us “axing the weasel.” it is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. like pauly sh-r-‘s short-lived film career the phrase doesn’t exactly make sense.
when i’m h-rny and angry at my p-n-s, i pop in “encino man” and start axing the weasel.
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