Azazelus


another term for the antichrist figure foretold in numerous religions around the world and throughout history.

in the holy bible, a sacrificial goat is used to symbolize all the sins of a town. this was known as the azazel goat. they led that goat off to the wilderness (or over a cliff, depending on the translation) and thus rid themselves of said sin.

in the real world, we are all sinners, and n-body is perfect. everyone is ascribed to azazel. “we” all are… all of “us”…

as such, we are all antichrists in our own ways… all of “us”.

thus, we are all azazel, and azazel is all of “us”.

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n-body’s perfect because we’re all azazelus.

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