Azerbaijanian Snowfight
esentially, a snowfight taking place in the 3rd world country of azerbaijan, involving ski masks, drug lords, pure cocain, the occasional wagjob, and collected bits of gypsy-like trinkets and other such strange objects iron plated d-ld-s and used condom wrappers. the snowfights usually take place in azerbaijanian ghettos where the common folk are too poor even to afford proper snow. more often than not, the two sides of the fight will set up loads of heavy artillery designed to rapid fire loaves of bread, opium seed, and other baked deli products. the snowfights are generally resolved by azerbaijanian-nation diplomat/informants, who compare c-ck size and determine the winner.
alexei: fire the poppy seed m-ffins comrade!
vladimir: ay, for the motherland!!!!
alexei: were in azerbaijan, not russia you c-ck sucker.
vladimir: ay, for… azerbaijan then.. wherever the f-ck that is..
alexei: lets engage in that wagjob over there comrade!
vladimir: ay, in the name of bread! sesame seed baked loaves! this azerbaijanian snowfight is getting rough comrade!
alexei: sh-tdood, we’re out of snow! c-m on that patch of shrub there comrade, maybe it will freeze and we can use it as ammo!
vladimir: ay comrade! i cant get an erection with all these gypsies around!
alexei: then i guess we’ll just have to get our ribs removed so we can suck our own d-cks, comrade…
vladimir: you read my mind.
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