B.A.B.S.


b.a.b.s. or big -ss ball syndrome is the act of having a gigantic ball on either the right or left side. the nut in most cases is about 3 times the size of your normal everyday t-st-c-l. men who have b.a.b.s. are usually forced to walk with a limp and will more than likely suffer from back problems later in life due to the increaseed weight in the sack region. this is also commonly referred to as elephant-tis or softball sack.

note: it is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous b-lls in a single sack (see b.a.s.s. for more detail).
i couldn’t believe it when billy tbagged eddie… his left nut was as big as eddie’s forehead! billy must be gifted with b.a.b.s., his left ball is enormous!

that guys junk was huge! he must have b.a.b.s.!
nickname for your sweetie when you want another brew.

“bring another beer sweetie!”
him: hey b.a.b.s. i’m getting thirsty out here.
her: okay i’ll bring you another bud in a minute.

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