B DUENAS
a creepy, older (>45 year old) gentlman (gentlewoman) who stalks and keeps tabs on younger men and women before they hit p-b-rty. not quite a pedophile as busting a b duenas does not require s-xual acts.
it does require a finesse and technique in recon, spying .
these individuals are very difficult to recognize in the field as they act like regular human beings. however, there are a few signs and tells such as increase in eye size when calling their name, no eye contact when confronting them and terrible humor.
man, don’t be such a b duenas (or bd).
dude, did you just bust a b duenas on that 12 year old boy?
man, you’re such a b duenas, stop staring at that little boy pee.
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