B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.


short for the term, “best friend for as long as humanly possible.” also known as a flope.
“holy crack-head of a b.f.f.a.l.a.h.p.”
big floppy f-ggot -n-ly loaded and happy p-n-s
i saw a b.f.f.a.l.a.h.p running around town last night.

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