B.F.M.I.


brute force and m-ssive ignorance: the state pursued by a person who has lost all semblance of working through a problem with logic and ingenuity.
i don’t think that suitcase will close. well, if you can’t arrange it so it will close properly, use b.f.m.i. (i.e., jam it until it works)!

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