B Muff


the tightest man ever lived. the boss of all bosses.

origin: short for bran m-ffin. term invented by brown rice.
brown rice: “duuuu what should we do tonight??”

andrew: “how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?”

brown rice: “whoo??”

both: “b m-ff!”

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