when you have to take out a super size tampon with no blood on it and it really hurts like a mother f*cker
oh sh*t i gotta pull out a ba baa black sheep
- lexi lee
a b*tch, a wh*r* and cries over every boy. often obsessed, ugly asf and tries way to hard. wow don’t be a lexi lee.
when a prost*tute with an ostomy allows a gentleman suitor to penetrate their medically created hole in exchange for money. hooker: hey baby, looking for a good time? interested in a little prost*tostomy? john: i think i’ll just take a nice gl*ss bottom boat.
- stress m*ffin
when you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit. i should be studying for that test but i’m a stress m*ffin
when performing f*ll*t** on the female genitalia and one sucks the cl*toris too hard and leaves a hickey like mark. i sucked on my girl’s cl*t too hard last time i ate her out, i think i left a cl*tickey.