baboon sex
when a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each -ss cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his r-ct-m. the resulting view resembles a baboon’s red -ss.
whenever pete watches the discovery channel, he can’t help but think about the great baboon s-x he had with andrew while ray watched.
or
do and pete fight often, but have baboon s-x to make up.
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