Baby Batter
sperm.
oh boy, here comes the baby batter… want it in your crack? or on your back?
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a synonym for s-m-n, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.
you had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if i get preggers.
s-m-n. also a key ingredient in milkshakes.
take one (1) whole egg. add baby batter. mix gently. produces bun in the oven. allow to heat for nine months.
male -j-c-l-t-, s-m-n, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of j-zz.
seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies – resulting in babies – it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase baby batter as a metaphor for come/c-m.
see also baby gravy
“jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into margaret’s face, and she supped it up like a gl-ss of warm, creamy milk.”
sperm and/or s-m-n.
same as: baby batter
“seraphim gagged as the baby-batter slipped down her throat.”
very simply male -j-c-l-t-. one of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.
“i released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit p-ssed”
sperm, s-m-n,
she got pregnant because the condom couldn’t hold back my blast of baby batter.
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