Baby Beluga
after making love, a man -j-c-l-t-s on his partner’s -n-s. after -j-c-l-t–n is complete, the partner expels gas through their s-m-n covered -n-s. this causes a “spouting” phenomena similar to that of a whale during its normal course of breathing through its blow hole.
man: i just blew my load on your -ss. get ready to fart!
partner: get the camera ready. here it comes!
man: i can’t wait to post these pics. what a perfect baby beluga!
2 more definitions
a short fat girl that wears clothing thats to small for her. the term is derived from the beluga whale.
“i wish that baby beluga would pull her shirt down, you can see her rolls draping over her pants.”
with clothes, same as a whalef-ck which is without clothes
that baby beluga is a whalef-ck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her p-ssy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart
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