Baby Chimp Shit
when two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person -ssumes the standard seated dumping position. person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the “5 hole” of 1. challenges produced include avoiding p-ss in 1’s belly b-tton, and feces in the genital region. if done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. for added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.
also known as a “5 hole sh-t.”
hurry up, open the door, i’m going to hop onto you for a baby chimp sh-t.
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