Baby Dick


if the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other…he’s gotta baby-d-ck.
shane has a baby-d-ck…i have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.
a very very tiny p-n-s. one as small or smaller than a babies p-n-s size. usually no more than 1 inch flaccid, and no bigger than 3 inches hard.
the last girl i was with used to always tell her friends about me saying “gaz has a tiny tiny d-ck! its a baby d-ck, only smaller! hahaha”
somebody that has a p-n-s equivalent to a baby or smaller that doesnt know how to work that!
levi a baby d-ck and should be prosecuted for walking around trying to slang it.
a little itty bitty tiny p-n-s that can barely be seen. usually under 3-4 inches. not something you are proud to show people. upon being asked this question one with a baby d-ck will usually be hesitant out of fear from showing said baby d-ck.
i have a little baby d-ck.
a p-n-s having characteristics of that of a baby
wesley has a baby d-ck; it’s so small
undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prep-b-scent male baby.
aidan: man i cant find a condom that fits my d-ck!
andy: thats because they dont make condoms for baby d-cks.
a d-ck that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby
alexey is a baby d-ck.

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