Baby dog shit
a person who is both king of jerks, and babies.
bob: i hear you broke up with diana last night.
jack: yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
bob: well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. i think you should talk to her.
jack: no, f-ck her, and i don’t wanna get stabbed.
bob: dude, you are such a piece of baby dog sh-t.
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