Baby Dolphin
what your p-n-s looks like from a standing position whilst urinating…so called because the foreskin overhangs the tip of the helmet by between half an inch and an inch and the natural curvature of the p-n-s resembles a dolphin.
this is a less extreme version of ant-eater c-ck.
“when peter was taking a p-ss he produced a baby dolphin…it was like a surprise trip to seaworld ”
the term ‘baby dolphin’ is used when you are with a group of close friends in public and you realize that you have diarrhea, bubble guts, or just need to make a serious trip to the restroom without insulting those around you.
this term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you’re about to soil your pants and embarr-ss yourself and others around you.
it’s a more discrete way of saying that you need to cr-p rather than saying it out loud. you simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!
last night we were at a killer party and taylor looked at me and screamed ‘baby dolphin’, i could tell it was serious so we left and stopped at the nearest gas station.
we were on a double date last night with the guys and sarah sent me a text under the table that said ‘baby dolphin’, so i went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn’t so obvious.
someone who bends over backwards to service customers. no self dignity whatsoever. (see: ho, sk-nk)
“hey there baby dolphin, service any customers lately?”
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