Baby Dutch Oven
the baby or toddler version of a dutch oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) this is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.
“tommy needs changed, can you take care of that?” -unzip- “oh man! baby dutch oven.”
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