Baby Ewok


used to describe a particularly rare specimen of collectible.
originates from the t-tle of card number 88 of topp’s 1983 return of the jedi chewing gum card series, “the baby ewok”, a particularly hard card to acquire.
dude, name of elusive person has just become my friend on facebook!.

bro, she’s a baby ewok!.
when, after a night of s-x, drugs, partying and crushing two 7-11 hotdogs. you sh-t out something furry with big cute eyes and it swims around the bowl calling you by your first name.
you would not belive what happened to me this morning. not sure what i did last night but i just sh-t out a baby ewok. the weird thing is it knew my name!

Read Also:

  • baby face

    someone of young appearence, or having a childish looking face. andrew hutt. a guy who has a very young and cute looking face. like a guy with a twelve year old face on a 20 year old body. jason has such a babyface that they card him for cigarettes even though he’s 28. a term […]

  • Bachos

    the combination of the 2 foods bacon and nachos. usually containing cheese. 1. “i need some better cheese for these bachos.” 2. “i could go for some more… bachos!”

  • back-certify

    the practice of claiming that a particular software mix is certified to work with little or no testing so that a vendor’s customer will attempt to implement it. we’ve never tested that on oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the acme corporation.

  • Backdoor Butler

    1. the male head servant in a large or important household, with responsibilities that include overseeing the other staff, taking care of the wine and silverware, and sometimes receiving guests in secrecy or in a surrept-tious way, often through the rear entrance of the houshold. 2. h-m-s-xual. (slang)(often considered offensive) see -ss pirate little did […]

  • backdoor sledgehammer

    this can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient’s -n-l opening. noun: something which is used to inflict m-ssive -n-l damage (broomhandle, monster d-ld-, armadillo, shoe, etc.) noun: the actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim’s -n-l opening into submission. “after […]


Disclaimer: Baby Ewok definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.