baby fever
when your girlfriend starts poking holes your condoms cuz she’s trying to get pregnant asap
i had to stop scr-w-ng around with beth, she has baby fever and it’s too risky.
3 more definitions
when a girl starts feeling a strong desire to have a baby, possibly to the point of obsession.
“ever since spending so much time with her new baby niece, athena has baby fever.”
the yearning one gets after holding, seeing, or being around a baby. typically happens in childless women of a young age.
maria: awww, jordan’s so cute can i hold him?
maria’s husband: looks like my wife has baby fever.
when an over 30 year old couple see babies, they seem to want to have one
-a baby in a stroller is pushed past a couple-
couple: awwww
man: lets have a baby!
woman: yeah, i love babies, i want one!
friend: it looks as though you two have a case of the baby fever
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