baby giraffing


when one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks
“man did you see karah last night?! she was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!”

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