Baby Job
1. having s-x with a pregnant woman.
2. while having s-x with said pregnant woman, you stick your d-ck so far inside her, you puncture the placenta and you have your d-ck played with by the fetus.
1. i think i’ll go get a baby job from my girlfriend.
2. uh oh! i think we’re having a baby job! call 911!
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