Baby Jokes
a joke, in which instead of saying something old, like “have you ever just wanted to kill someone?”, you would say something such as “anyone ever wanted to just take a baby and put red thumb tacts in it’s eyeb-lls so when it looks around it looks like a demon?”.
dead or alive baby jokes example
idiot-“have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?”
smart person-“no no no, now it’s have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?”
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