baby neck jam


1. the acc-mulation of milk, food, lint or other non distinct matter between the rolly polly fat layers of a baby’s neck.

2. a meal that is so unidentifyable and mushy that it is comparable to a baby’s neck jam.
1. eww, i need a baby wipe to clean out lily’s baby neck jam.

2. gee, mom, what did you cook? baby neck jam? i’m ordering a pizza.

in music: “oh hot d-mn baby neck jam, keep on wiping it fast as i can…”

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