baby poon


the v-g-n- of a prost-tot.
man 1: dude, my seven year old just came home with some prost-tot.
man 2: sh-t dude, i think he’s trying to get some baby poon.
man 1: awww god man, i think i just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
man 2: you know this is the third defintion example you’ve vomited in?
man 1: well, they;re all to do with prost-tots, and i find prost-tots repulsive.
skidmarkpanda: yeah…. f-cking libby loo.
man 2: yeah, f-cking bratz dolls.

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