baby rape
the act of destroying someone in any activity
“dude i totally just baby raped you in halo”
baby rape is a woman engaging in s-x for the purpose of becoming pregnant regardless of the wishes of her partner. commonly this involves sabotaged condoms or lying about being on the pill. this can also involve a woman physically holding a man who wants to pull out until he -j-c-l-t-s.
places with high incidents of baby rape include military bases, south central los angeles, and rural high schools. it should also be noted baby rape is more likely when the male is more fiscally secure or more likely to move to a large town than other male residents. hence american males are pr-ne to baby rape in places like russia, jamaica, and south east asia. this also holds true for urban males in rural areas of america and increases the odds the perpetrator is jailbait.
jack: i’m gonna c-m
jack: i said i’m gonna c-m i need to pull out
jack: d-mnit jill let me pull out!
jack: unnnnh!
jack: did you just baby rape me?
jill: d-mn right i did i want to have a baby!
jack: i thought we agreed not to have a baby until we buy a house.
jill: you agreed but i want a baby now.
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