baby sign language
baby sign language
• “please change my diaper”: turn beet red and make straining expression, then smile.
• “i’d like something to eat, please”: cram fist in mouth and suck wildly.
• “i’m tired”: make a series of weeping gestures before closing eyes and lolling head backward.
• “please p-ss me that thing up there that i can’t reach”: point and grunt, then continue pointing and open mouth into screaming position.
• “no thank you. i think i’ve had enough”: throw food or object to floor with exaggerated grin.
my babe could speak baby sign language since she was born.
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