baby snooze
a snooze that is within the time limit of 15 minutes, many times not even a snooze at all, just a closing of the eyes to block out any ignance in the room, or other rooms close by, can be taken at any time of the day/night, on any piece of furniture, even a computer chair
kyle: quit being ignant.
alex: f— off i’m taking a baby snooze..
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