Baby-Whipped
to be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one’s friends, married or not. usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.
mike and pam are so baby-whipped! they left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.
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