a chubby caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back
that baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn’t swimming very fast
- south carolina corkscrew
when you firmly thrust your p-n-s in to the -n-s of a female and rotate on all fours counterclockwise while behind the woman “wow bro, i just gave my girl the best south carolina corkscrew of her life”
a person that is being annoying and you now hate them tom stop being such a sketwinkler.
guacamole that has been saved for later use that the top layer has browned, upon scooping off the brown layer you reveal a fresh layer of underguac. “hey babe, make sure you only give me the underguac on my leftover tacos! i don’t want any of that brown sh-t.”
adj. having the extreme desire to have a close-knit group of friends or a “squad.” a person who is squadrophilic almost always has annoying tendencies or is flat out crazy. not having any real friends, a squadrophilic person will find random groups of people and latch onto them. him or her may insist on taking […]