Baby wipe bath


a quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.
“oh my god i have the worst case of festivalf-nny. i need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!”

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