Babydaddy Welfare
unearned, untaxable income paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy–often a hardworking one without any custody, whatsoever. more commonly known as court-ordered “child support,” which, according to law, cannot be used “for the benefit of other household members.” but–shh– the law don’t really enforce this. these “other household members” often include, but are not limited to: the babymama, babymama’s criminal boyfriends, and babymama’s sp-wn from other babydaddies.
babydaddy welfare is a booming career opportunity in states such as illinois! don’t work! get paid for making babies! try to find babydaddies in higher-income states, such as california, cuz the babydaddy welfare check is higher. you can spend the $$ any way you want to!
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unearned, untaxed income paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy–in an amount that is sufficient to support the babymama and her shopping addiction, babymama’s criminal boyfriends, and babymama’s sp-wn from other babydaddies.
my three babydaddy welfare checks came today! time to hit the sale at penney’s and the nail shop, so i can begin to prowl for my seventh husband, cuz i’m almost done with my sixth divorce! as soon as i pay off my attorney, i’m gonna use the babydaddy welfare checks to pay for my new b–bies and some botox (that i desperately need).
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