babymanbearpig


cross between a babyman and a manbearpig. a man with a round, baby face, usually bald, who has a manbearpiggish body. he’s doughy, but his arms are built, and when he walks he can’t touch them to his sides so he waddles. he has the body of a man but the emotional maturity of a third-grader.
did you see that babymanbearpig checking you out? with those big brown eyes and those freakishly large pecs he’s like a whole other species.

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