Bachelor Buffet


a pathetic multi-course “home cooked” meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor’s refrigerator or cabinets.
“brah, last night was crazy depressing. i watched re-runs of magnum p.i. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, froot loops, powdered gatorade and leftover white rice from hing long.”

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