bachelor hibernation
the time period between the three, big, love holidays, christmas, new years eve, and valentines day. this is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments
tom broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then… got back together… on february 15th. that’s when he came out of his bachelor hibernation
the time period between the three, big, love holidays, christmas, new years eve, and valentines day. this is a time when men, become relationship free. similar to a bear hibernating. thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
this can be an even bigger bonus and a total bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period
tommy broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then… got back together… on february 15th. that’s when he came out of his bachelor hibernation
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