Bachelor Surprise
many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to bachelor surprise, bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)
“d-mn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise”
-receives various items-
“ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap.”
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