Bachelor’s Handshake
the act of grabbing a woman’s breast, instead of the usual handshake. then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. walk away like a f-cking bad-ss.
joe: i got a restraining order filed against me.
bob: why?!
joe: i gave a bachelor’s handshake at the club last night.
bob: woah! you’re such a bad-ss
grab a random girls b–b and when she goes to slap you give her a high five.
man i gave this hottie the bachelors handshake today and it was totally epic!
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