bachelor’s salad
you grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. you bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor’s refrigerator.
tom: oh cr-p, i’m hungry but don’t want to prepare anything.
rob: just make yourself a bachelor’s salad.
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