to mix up your daily company when your significant other is either out of town, or gone for a long leave of absence.
i am bachenit tonight, do you want to go out with the guys?
when someone takes a sh-t in the back part of the toilet (the cistern), resulting in poo particles in the bowl when flushed. normally done to someone you dislike! 1) oh no, some one has done done a backlogger! there is sh-t everywhere! 2) dude, i backlogged that b-tch at the party last night!
- backwards following
when someone believes that the car in front of them is following them by knowing their destination and going the same direction they are. “dude, get your knife ready i am pretty sure this guy is backwards following us.” “shut the f-ck up dave.”
- bacon o'clock
the technical definition for the time in a morning that a bacon b-tty is required. usually after a night on the lash and a good lie in, and often accompanied by a brew. you: “urrrrgggggghhhhh, what time is it?” your l-ss: “2 in the afternoon.” you: “d-mn, i’ve overslept, it’s nearly bacon o’clock!”
an animal, half badger, half human born in the woods in reading (near whitley). it has human hair but animal claws and fur. it also has a fringe. it walks on all four legs. badgebeth is like a badger but with human features
male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, h-m-logus with the cl-toris. in tagalog: “ma lili it ang badoydoy mo!” in english: “you have a small badoydoy!”